Yo, let’s talk about marriage agreement contracts and architect partnership pacts,
Laws on hands-free and boating in Nebraska, legal matters for women – no acts,
Do text messages hold up in family court’s hold?
Well, let’s just say the truth – it’s quite bold.

Vast contracts after how many years, what’s the right time?
And collaborative agreements, gotta make it rhyme,
Is constructive eviction legal? That’s quite the query,
And case assignment rules not working? Don’t want to seem dreary.

So, when it comes to legal stuff, don’t be in a hurry,
Seek the right advice, avoid any miscarry,
Learn about the laws, the contracts, and the rules,
Make sure you’re informed, don’t be played like fools.