“Clouds of sulfur in the air, bombs are falling everywhere, it’s heartbreak warfare.” The Monday after Easter. That’s when it happened. Kind of sad that I can so easily pinpoint the date, but it was a very memorable weekend since I spent it drinking too Continue reading →
So you’ve finally done it. After weeks, months (years?) of friends telling you to open up an account and join this mystical world of online dating, you officially took the plunge. Yup, there you are — head and bio floating amidst hundreds, thousands, millions of Continue reading →
We’ve all been there. After a month’s worth of blissful dates, tender kisses and hazy, hung-over brunches — poof — the person you thought you were dating vanishes. It seems to always happen innocently enough. Perhaps there was a vacation and promise to call upon Continue reading →
Remember the days when making a mix tape for your significant other meant things were getting serious? It was basically a giveaway that you were trying to move past just holding hands and maybe make out to a couple Death Cab For Cutie songs in your Continue reading →
This summer you’ve got big plans to unwind at Fire Island. And your fingers are crossed tight for a makeout sesh with a dreamboat. Then the heavens break, and it happens. You meet an incredibly hot, smart and funny creature, and you spend an amazing Continue reading →
If we had our way, every first date we meet would show up appearing like they walked straight out of the pages of the latest issue of GQ. If only they knew that’s what we were expecting… To clarify matters of first date dressing for Continue reading →
Correct us if we’re wrong, but as far as we know, zero great literary and cinematic love stories ever began with the phrase, “wut r u up 2 2nite?”. Alas as the age of digital love prevails further by the second, it is your job, Continue reading →