If you need a new way to sift through your long list of potential suitors, look no further than the stars. No, I’m not suggesting that you tweet Kanye & Kim asking for dating advice. I’m talking about tapping into some good old-fashioned astrology knowledge.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit that I sometimes roll my eyes when people mention how their zodiac sign affects their life, and don’t get me started about how I feel when every Facebook status I read is about how Mercury is in retrograde.
But whether you’re a believer or skeptic, this Astrology stuff seems to know what it’s talking about. Or at least it talks a big game and has confidence. And when you’re looking for love, I guess it can’t hurt to take all the advice you can get.
So find your sign below and see what kind of zodiac lover would be best for you.
If you’re an Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’re most compatible with: Sagittarius
If you’re looking for someone to match your natural Aries’ passion, enthusiasm and upbeat look on life; a Sagittarius is a perfect match for you. And they won’t hold you back, either – Sagittarians value their own freedom, so your strong independent streak won’t bother them one bit. In fact, you two might enjoy conquering new adventures together. And since both signs are ruled by the element of fire, you’ll be the hottest pair around.
You’re least compatible with: Cancer
As an Aries who values their freedom, shacking up with a Cancer might be the worst possible thing you can do. Cancers are extremely sensitive and they need strong emotional security to feel at ease, so they may find it hard to deal with your spontaneous and sometimes combative nature.
If you’re a Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re most compatible with: Capricorn
Capricorns share the deep-seated need for security that comes along with being a Taurus, which makes you a good match for a long-term relationship. Caps natural drive to succeed and make money will also help you feel secure, and their romantic nature will appeal to your passionate sensibilities.
You’re least compatible with: Aquarius
Aquarius might be the name of a catchy song from the musical Hair, but that’s about all you should try to get out of this zodiac sign – Aquarius is your worst possible match. Much like the song bearing their name, Aquarius natives are highly progressive, rebellious and non-conformist, which doesn’t mesh well with your cautious manner and resistance to change. Steer clear if you can!
If you’re a Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’re most compatible with: Libra
This will be (quite literally) a beautiful relationship, since you both share a love of art, culture and fun. Neither of you has a problem with jealousy, so don’t worry about doing your own thing with your friends. And since you’re both social beings, you won’t have to worry about dragging a Libra out with you on a Friday night – they’ll be ready to go! This pairing will be warm and open, which sounds pretty darn good to me.
You’re least compatible with: Pisces
Life’s a party, right? NOT WITH YOU AND PISCES! If you try to make it work with a Pisces, you will find yourself getting frustrated with their extremely sensitive nature and tendency to brood. On the flipside, Pisces will see your fun-loving, playful nature as fickle and careless. The result? Miscommunication, mistrust and instability.
If you’re a Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re most compatible with: Scorpio
You and a Scorpio are a match made in heaven – your Scorpio’s love of power will help you get the security you crave from the relationship, and their passion will help you come out of your shell. This is truly a case where each person’s personality will make the other feel safe and loved, and it doesn’t get much better than that.
You’re least compatible with: Gemini
You might hit it off with the social, fun-loving Gemini, but in the end you’re far too different for things to work out long-term. You’re pretty introverted, so the boisterous, outgoing Gemini might be too much for you to handle. You’d much rather stay home and have a House of Cards marathon on Netflix, while Gemini would lose their mind without some time out and about, hanging with friends.
If you’re a Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’re most compatible with: Aries
You and Aries have a similar disposition, which will help you both understand where the other is coming from. You are both very energetic and passionate, and share a mutual love of sex (50 Shades of Grey, anyone?). You both have egos that can cause you to butt heads, but as long as you respect one another, this can be an asset.
You’re least compatible with: Capricorn
Leos and Caps do not see eye to eye on much. The lack of creativity and imagination from your Capricorn partner will disappoint you, since you value passion and the arts. More importantly, you both have totally different viewpoints and energy levels when it comes to gettin’ it on. So unfortunately, this match wouldn’t even work out for a booty call.
If you’re a Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re most compatible with: Taurus
As Earth signs, both you and Taurus are introverts who like to spend time at home. You also both value security in love, so you’ll both find lots of comfort in the solid safety of your relationship. The only issue you may have is losing patience with one another, but that’s is easy enough to do when everything else will come easily to your love match.
You’re least compatible with: Gemini
Gemini are much too flighty and impractical in your eyes for a lasting relationship. On the flipside, they’ll find you dull and boring (Can you even imagine?!? The nerve of them!). Nope, you and Gemini are definitely not a match made in heaven – the fickle Gemini won’t be able to provide you with the security you’re looking for. Better look elsewhere for love.
If you’re a Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’re most compatible with: Libra
Venture no further than your own sign to find a great potential partner. You’ll share a love of beauty, art and harmony. And since Libras want nothing more than to get along and be peaceful, there won’t be much fighting at all in this relationship. Libras love to be in love, and you’ll enjoy doing romantic things together like candlelit dinners and dancing under the stars (if you’re into that sorta thing).
You’re least compatible with: Pisces
You and a Pisces might start off hot and heavy, since you’re both sentimental signs that focus on the happiness of others. But beware of rough roads ahead! Pisces don’t generally get along with everyone and anyone like you can, which might make you uncomfortable. Plus their tendency to sulk and brood when upset will irritate the shit out of you.
If you’re a Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You’re most compatible with: Pisces
As a Scorpio, you are oftentimes caught up in making your own secret plans in your head, so you’ll appreciate Pisces’ ability to deal with your withdrawn or mysterious nature. You’re similar in that you’re both very much in touch with the subtleties of human interaction, which will bode well for staying on the same page. You’ll also find it fun to help the dreamy Pisces turn their ideas into reality.
You’re least compatible with: Leo
Leos are too lighthearted for your intense nature. You’ll also find your Leo partner’s constant need for attention and praise a bit draining, to the point of annoyance. You’re looking for a partner, not to babysit an ego. Plus, you are both extremely strong-willed, which could result in power struggles down the line.
If you’re a Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re most compatible with: Aquarius
Aquarius shares your excitement for life and idealism, which will help you both feel secure and ready to go after your goals. You’ll also love the individuality, vision and creativity your Aquarius will bring to the relationship. And since you’re both independent creatures, neither of you will feel suffocated (or neglected) by the other.
You’re least compatible with: Taurus
Taurus? More like SNORE-us! If you date a homebody Taurus, you’ll be bored out of your mind when they insist on hanging in at their apartment to play board games – you’d much rather be out socializing with friends. Pair that with their sometimes harsh nature, and you’ve got a match that isn’t so perfect.
If you’re a Capricorn (December 21 – January 20)
You’re most compatible with: Virgo
You’re both smart and pragmatic, so this will be a mutual partnership that shares a realistic approach towards life and love. You’ll appreciate your Virgo’s intuition and attention to detail, and since you both expect a lot of yourselves (and others), you’ll be turned on by each other’s drive to succeed.
You’re least compatible with: Gemini
You might be drawn in by Gemini’s boisterous, outgoing nature as a welcome respite from your natural quiet – but over time you two will have to deal with your very different worldviews. You’re very realistic and concerned with advancement and status. The flighty nature of your Gemini may get on your nerves in the long run.
If you’re an Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
You’re most compatible with: Libra
Libra are very sensual people, and your natural abilities in the bedroom will leave your partner satisfied and wanting more. You both share a love for the finer side of life, and appreciate the beauty around you. You’re both social and charismatic, and will attract friends of both sexes. This is a pairing that will work both at at the bar and in the bedroom.
You’re least compatible with: Cancer
As an Aquarius, you lead an upbeat lifestyle that isn’t always super conventional. You love to party, go out and are a super social creature, which does not sit well with reserved Cancers who would much rather have a night in than a night on the town. Your progressive nature will also not bode well against Cancer’s old-fashioned ways and traditions.
If you’re a Pisces (February 20 – March 21)
You’re most compatible with: Scorpio
You will be very intrigued by the Scorpio’s intense passion and mysterious nature, and they will be drawn to your kind and warm spirit. In fact, Scorpio is such a great match for you, oftentimes you’ll feel like you won’t even have to talk to be on the same page. Even the jealous nature of the Scorpio will play to your advantage, because honestly – you kinda like the extra attention.
You’re least compatible with: Pisces
Dating another Pisces will give you a partner who understands your ways, and a match for your sensitive and emotional nature. However, you’re a very easy-going person, and paired with another Pisces you may become lethargic and lazy. Since it’s in your nature to avoid conflict, oftentimes if there’s a problem neither partner will bring it up and it will fester, causing issues with your relationship.
